In a shocking development, former President Donald Trump has sent letters to Jack Smith, Alvin Bragg, and Fani Willis claiming that his presidency and conduct afterwards were ‘not real’, but a ‘reality TV stunt’ that will be released shortly as five new seasons of The Apprentice.
It is believed that season one through four have finished production with the working titles “The Apprentice Washington – A perfect presidency” covering the four years of his presidency, but season five has been delayed as a number of the apprentices are currently imprisoned over their role in the activities on 6 January.
“This is a really huge problem for me. A huge problem. Actually,” said Trump in his letter.
“I want them out. And out now. It is outrageous. It is a perfect television show. Perfect. I did nothing wrong. And you are stopping production. It is terrible”.
He is calling on the various prosecutors to “get the joke” and “drop all charges”, and “tune in to the best reality TV anyone could imagine”.
It is believed the show will follow Trump as he takes a wrecking ball to diplomacy, and makes the United States the laughing stock of the world.
There are firings aplenty, meltdowns, Twinkies and sexual assault.
There is cheating in golf, cheating on his wife, and cheating in elections.
“My show proves we are winners, and I am a winner,” said Trump.
“I won the 2020 election, and I’ll win the 2024 election. If I don’t win, the other side cheated. It’s as simple as that”.
Trump’s team have kept open the possibility of a sixth and final season for The Apprentice, with the working title “The Apprentice – Incarceration”.
